Usain Bolt aiming to break ‘100m immigration queue’ record
Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt has today announced his ambition to beat the world record time for completing the 100m immigration queue at Heathrow Airport. The current record of 2 hours 15 minutes and...
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UK Border Agency asks illegal immigrants ‘not to wear sports kit’ during...
The UK Border Agency (UKBA) has given assurances that it is ‘completely ready’ to deal with the influx of foreigners during the Olympics, as long as illegal immigrants agree not to wear sports kit over...
View ArticleUK Borders Agency accused of stuffing Channel Tunnel with impatient visa...
The UK Border Agency (UKBA) has today admitted that it has been using the Channel Tunnel as a storage facility for immigrants, after complaints from Eurostar. Some 14,000 applicants, growing at a rate...
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Government now fears ‘extraterrestrial benefit spongers’
The prospect of thousands of little green men signing on for JobSeeker’s Allowance at Jobcentres across the UK is forcing government ministers to tighten the rules for accessing welfare benefits. The...
View ArticleUK Border Agency introduces height restrictions for visitors to Britain
Human rights groups have reacted angrily to news that a 1.9 metre height restriction is to be imposed at all Passport Control Desks for visitors to the UK. ‘Our priority is to ensure that individuals...
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